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Go Clippers!
So, Daniel Sterling, the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, one of the worst franchises in history (but still the most profitable) is involved in a lawsuit with a hooker. Here's an excerpt from the deposition:
The fleas do indeed seem to be dying off, and the ones that remain are smaller. Yesterday, I didn't see any at all, probably because I came home later in the day, when it was starting to get warm. Hooray.
[Sterling:] Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me.All that and more at The Smoking Gun.
When I'm in a limousine, she takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Koon's house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.
[Attorney:] Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?
The fleas do indeed seem to be dying off, and the ones that remain are smaller. Yesterday, I didn't see any at all, probably because I came home later in the day, when it was starting to get warm. Hooray.