Claire Two!

[tablesaw]

Yesterday, during an online chat with members of the National Puzzlers League, I got much kudos for one of my puzzle verses. As a result, I'm still in the poetry-writing frame of mind.

I've got some stuff backed up. My uncle's wedding and maybe some musings on Minority Report. And I intend to declassify my journal with an explanation within the week.

For storme
Husky Scotsmen are the smoochie norm.
She wouldn't have a tryst with
A Welshman in Aberystwyth.

Prounouncing zrblm
Poses a prblm
So Herculean
I'll just bug him by calling him Julian.

emshort,
While nibbling Roquefort,
Chiseled peripeteia
Into Galatea.

The great and all-powerful overlord of evil named sargent
Cares less for metals auric and argent
Than for betes noires
And grimoires.

The work of pbmath
Might provoke the wrath
Of the voodoo-magical loa
Who protects the theory of Galois.

cruciverbalist
Is a hyperbolist
When speaking of well-postured enchanters
At Cantor's.