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Angel thoughts.
So, here's how you save Fred and not kill thousands of people:
Prepare spell.
Jump into bottomless hole in the earth.
Cast spell when at or approximately near the center of the earth.
Elder god teleports to the well through the center of the earth, not creating an airborne path of destruction.
Grab hold of bridge on opposite side of earth and get a jet back home. Alternately, don't grab hold of the antipodean bridge and let gravity return you to the original bridge.
The End.
Prepare spell.
Jump into bottomless hole in the earth.
Cast spell when at or approximately near the center of the earth.
Elder god teleports to the well through the center of the earth, not creating an airborne path of destruction.
Grab hold of bridge on opposite side of earth and get a jet back home. Alternately, don't grab hold of the antipodean bridge and let gravity return you to the original bridge.
The End.