tablesaw | The Negro Problems.

swisscheesed started a quiz meme that's too good to pass up. It's more than just a listing of A challenge and a chance to be creative, more than just a quiz. (NB: The links are to Windows Media Soundclips at CDNow and may or may not actually have the same lyric used. They are only exist here to spread the joy of TNP.)

Answer these questions using the lyrics of just one band:
Band: The Negro Problem

1. Are you male or female?

A man who had that "Sting" thing happening.

2. Describe yourself:

Some guy with a book.

3. How do your friends feel about you?

Went and told my friends all about it.
They said "Boy, you crazy I reckon."

4. How do you feel about yourself?

You see, I'm happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend?

We're sparring you see,
But not seriously,
She finds me entertaining.
Her terms are defined,
And her eyebrows are lined,
And I'm barely maintaining.
(Oooh! But I am.)
She's got me floating in space.

6. What would you rather be doing?

Everybody ought to have a daddy or a daughter
Who can take 'em on a magical time
To Disneyland in winter
To Disneyland in winter
When everyone else is gone.

7. Describe where you live:

If you come to Camelot,
Please make sure that you visit me.

8. Describe how you love:

Now when you are knee-deep in Aeneid's footnotes
And your eyes are closing,
I will take your hex out of context,
And we will stop this posing.
I am looking at the ceiling,
Thinking about nothing really.
So now you are waist-deep in pools of sleep,
And I am slowly knocking
On your trap door in the sun;
The river run along your stocking.
I am listening for the feeling,
Thinking about nothing really.
So come down now,
Remove your bandage
So I can see your damage
More than the Lord knows.

9. Share a few words of wisdom:

Wouldn't you like to know the Meaning of Everything?
Or realize there ain't nothing to know?