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Eggs Files rocked the house. More to come on that later.

For now, a few people pointed me to an unusual thread. Seems that comedy can be achieved by converting a song to outline format. Though I'm too tired to right about today, I wasn't so tired I couldn't add two of my own to the list.

Mr. Grinch:

Mean one
Heel
Bad banana
- w/ greasy black peel
Monster
Foul one
Rotter
King of sinful sots
Three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
- w/ arsenic sauce
crooked jerky jockey
[n/w]asty skunk

Pre-existing Medical Conditions:

Heart
- Empty hole
- Dead tomato
  - w/ moldy purple spots
- Full of unwashed socks
Brain
- Spider infested
Soul
- Contains garlic
- Appaling dumpheap
  - w/ most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
- Full of gunk
Teeth
- Infested with termites

Suggested Distance re Contact:

> 12.0396 meters

Words Best Used to Describe:

Stink
Stank
Stunk

[Note that the last three items are verbatim]

Applicant: Al

Construction Experience:

Railroad
- Responsibilities:
  - Making It Run
  - Making It Race Against Time
- Status: Done
Tower
- Materials:
  - Brick
  - Rivet
  - Lime
- Status: Done

Other Experience:

Farming
U.S. Armed Service

Requested Salary: $0.10

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