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Tablesaw Tablesawsen ([personal profile] tablesaw) wrote2009-08-31 10:06 pm

Your Arse Is Showing.

[ profile] ithiliana suggests that the "unified fabric of human desire" must be some sort of plaid. Which got me thinking about kilts. Which led me to writing this:
I just wrote up a short abstract.
(It's weak but it scored a book contract.)
But the bloggers told me what I lacked:
"Ogi, where's your trousers?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
The better for my arse to show.
Fen cry, "Oh, John Ringo, no!
Ogi, where's your trousers!?"

I posted a web survey,
But I took it down right away.
Now I'm afeard of all El Jay
Because I nay have on trousers.

I went down to a comm with kink
To have some fun seeing what they think.
All the ficcers gave me eyes that stink,
Saying, "Ogi, where's your trousers!?"

The backlash hasn't been dismissed,
But they've no reason to be pissed.
You can't put ethics on a scientist,
Saying, "Ogi, where's your trousers!?"
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[personal profile] elf 2009-09-01 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
This post has been included in a linkspam roundup.
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[personal profile] darkrose 2009-09-01 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
This is truly, TRULY a thing of beauty. Well done!
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[personal profile] mswyrr 2009-09-01 08:07 am (UTC)(link)

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[personal profile] copracat 2009-09-01 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
So funny on more than one level. Well done.
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[personal profile] thedivinegoat 2009-09-01 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
There are no words for how awesome this is.
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[personal profile] lady_ganesh 2009-09-01 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] lamardeuse 2009-09-01 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*hands you internets*
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[personal profile] hammerxsword 2009-09-01 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's very apt indeed!
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[personal profile] callisto65 2009-09-01 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I lay a garland at your feet for this..
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[personal profile] such_heights 2009-09-01 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)

And now I will have that tune in my head all day! Worth it, though.
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[personal profile] laurashapiro 2009-09-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
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[personal profile] susanreads 2009-09-01 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That reminds me, I meant to subscribe to you after IBARW. *subscribes*
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[personal profile] mab_browne 2009-09-01 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard the song you based this upon many years ago now, and I'm not sure I'm grateful for having it recalled to me. But in the interests of excellent meta-filk, perhaps I can cope. :-)
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[personal profile] loligo 2009-09-01 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
::cheers wildly::
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[personal profile] inalasahl 2009-09-01 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] sanacrow 2009-09-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Barkeep, a Tully for the Bard, please.

::raises toast::
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[personal profile] no_detective 2009-09-02 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Your failk is a thing of great beauty.

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[personal profile] clavicular 2009-09-02 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
:D Win!
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[personal profile] ojouchan 2009-09-02 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I totally can't wait to marry you.
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[personal profile] lobelia321 2009-09-02 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*cackles like a lunatic*

Thank you!

[identity profile] 2009-09-03 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
~dies. laughing~
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[personal profile] kass 2009-09-04 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
omg, this is so awesome that I cannot stop laughing (and also, now I have "Donald where's your trousers" stuck in my head -- thanks a lot.) Adding this to the Fanlore entry because it is just too awesome not to share widely!
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[personal profile] pine 2009-09-06 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! This is briliant.
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[personal profile] nimnod 2009-09-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hilarious. Thanks for posting!