Your Arse Is Showing.

[tablesaw]

ithiliana suggests that the "unified fabric of human desire" must be some sort of plaid. Which got me thinking about kilts. Which led me to writing this:

I just wrote up a short abstract.
(It's weak but it scored a book contract.)
But the bloggers told me what I lacked:
"Ogi, where's your trousers?"

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
The better for my arse to show.
Fen cry, "Oh, John Ringo, no!
Ogi, where's your trousers!?"

I posted a web survey,
But I took it down right away.
Now I'm afeard of all El Jay
Because I nay have on trousers.

I went down to a comm with kink
To have some fun seeing what they think.
All the ficcers gave me eyes that stink,
Saying, "Ogi, where's your trousers!?"

The backlash hasn't been dismissed,
But they've no reason to be pissed.
You can't put ethics on a scientist,
Saying, "Ogi, where's your trousers!?"

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Comments

[elf]

This post has been included in a linkspam roundup.

[darkrose]

This is truly, TRULY a thing of beauty. Well done!

[tablesaw]

Thank you.

[mswyrr]

((joygasm))

PERFECT. GENIUS.

[tablesaw]

Thanks!

Hey, I just noticed that you didn't crosspost your last two entries, so I added you again on LJ. Welcome to Los Angeles! We decided to set fires for you!

[copracat]

So funny on more than one level. Well done.

[tablesaw]

I pride my self on levelage.

[thedivinegoat]

There are no words for how awesome this is.

[lady_ganesh]

Nice!

[lamardeuse]

*hands you internets*

[hammerxsword]

Oh that's very apt indeed!

[callisto65]

I lay a garland at your feet for this..

[tablesaw]

I hope that doesn't start some sort of Apocalyptic time loop or anything.

[such_heights]

OH MY GOD. :DDD

And now I will have that tune in my head all day! Worth it, though.

[tablesaw]

At least you can be comforted knowing that I have it stuck in my head too, and it's been stuck in my head for several hours longer, because I had a headstart.

[laurashapiro]

This is a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

[susanreads]

That reminds me, I meant to subscribe to you after IBARW. *subscribes*

[mab_browne]

I heard the song you based this upon many years ago now, and I'm not sure I'm grateful for having it recalled to me. But in the interests of excellent meta-filk, perhaps I can cope. :-)

[tablesaw]

It comes into my head every so often since Sarah Connor Chronicles.

[loligo]

::cheers wildly::

[inalasahl]

Heee!

[sanacrow]

Barkeep, a Tully for the Bard, please.

::raises toast::

[no_detective]

Your failk is a thing of great beauty.

*applauds*

[clavicular]

:D Win!

[ojouchan]

I totally can't wait to marry you.

[tablesaw]

I also anticipate the happening of the event that you just said.

[lobelia321]

*cackles like a lunatic*

Thank you!

[calanthe-b.livejournal.com]

~dies. laughing~

[kass]

omg, this is so awesome that I cannot stop laughing (and also, now I have "Donald where's your trousers" stuck in my head -- thanks a lot.) Adding this to the Fanlore entry because it is just too awesome not to share widely!

[tablesaw]

It will be there for a while to come, if my own experience is a model.

[pine]

LOL! This is briliant.

[nimnod]

Hilarious. Thanks for posting!