The Clerihew Strikes Back.

[tablesaw]

I can't get them out of my head!!!!

huskyscotsman
Is no yachtsman,
Just a Celt,
Burly, not svelte.

bambii
Isn't Namby-pamby. I
Think she's a florist, or
Perhaps a Bookish Forest Whore.

About inky:
I think he
Muds with an obscene
Bad Machine.

Kiz
Is
Bossy
With her Aussie.

swisscheesed
Sneezed
And started to twitch in
Hell's Kitchen.

luxnightmare
Fights the good fight where
Sexuality
Is pushed beyond the realm of banality.

nothings
Writes about the things
That appeal to code wranglers
Like quantum entanglers.

SatNYTX: 21:07. SatLATX: 23:11. I'm behind, obviously.