Clerihew for you!

[tablesaw]

I have this fear that my Clerihew production will never be able to match the total number of friends on my list.

cassieclaire
Chronicles the secret diary of the debonair
Aragorn, who, since he's still not king, is quite a bit antsier
Than your standard pervy hobbit fancier.

An independent woman is starsinmybelly,
Who wouldn't shirk from entering into a melly
With an otherwise wise augur if he
Disparaged her photography.

grunk
Thunk
And scored
A sword.