Spring Cleaning.

[tablesaw]

Somewhere, there is a special little niche of Hell being prepared just for me. It has a very dirty carpet. I don't mind the dirty carpet--in fact, I'm fine with the dirty carpet--but there's a small man vacuuming this carpet into eternity. Vacuuming and vacuuming and vacuuming, but the carpet never gets cleaner. And the man never turns the *#!@)^%$&#% vacuum cleaner off! It just drones on and on until I grind my teeth into my gums and go mad.

How do I know this? God has seen fit to give me sneak preview for five to ten minutes every morning at this time. Oh look, my knuckles are already white.

Comments

damn vacumn

[biffles.livejournal.com]

Its always little things like an annoying vacumn that really pisses me off. I'm too lazy to hold a grudge on the big things.