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Tablesaw Tablesawsen ([personal profile] tablesaw) wrote2002-12-20 04:02 am

Carolingian.

I wrote a little ditty in [livejournal.com profile] starkyld's journal. I liked it so much, I thought I'd reprint it here, for the masses.

"Hate my life!" "Windows 5UX0R5!"
All the strife, all the hucksters.
We're reading along,
Although it feels wrong,
Surfing in a journal wonderland.

No more posts from the [livejournal.com profile] bluebird;
Read the hosts from the new [personal profile] bird.
She writing about shoes
And getting the blues
Somewhere in the journal wonderland.

In our weblog, we can post a lyric
Or another quiz you gotta try,
Or show how your masturbation's pyrrhic
Since doing it will make a kitten die!

Later on, we'll hit random,
Stumble on someone's fandom,
Then follow along
Der sturm und der drang,
Surfing in a journal wonderland!

You have

[identity profile] wintercolours.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
just made being up at 4:00am an entirely unbad thing. Mind if I link to this?

[identity profile] ex-fauxpas266.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I always wondered how 5UXOR5 was pronounced.

[identity profile] highersoul.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
hah -- i was just thinking the very same thing!

and Tablesaw -- pretty cute!

[identity profile] allah-sulu.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Killing regular kittens is bad. Hello Kitty is just asking for it, though.

[identity profile] spacebanana.livejournal.com 2002-12-20 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, you KNOW i'm gonna be singing this al day now! thanx!! i have something to irritate and confuse my co-workers with!1 oh the joy! :D