Just Some Stuff.

[tablesaw]

And now it's time for everyone's favorite game: Internet Headline or Random Nouns?

Crash Mars Iran Quake Rescue Bid

(pointed out by jrw)

Also, I am claiming creation of the words "philosotheory" and "commassacre". A commassacre is a flood or drought of punctuation that completely kills the meaning of a printed text. I don't know what the other one means, but it's mine. MINE!

Comments

Possible definition of "philosotheory"

[foggyb.livejournal.com]

An educated hypothesis regarding the method and manner of constructing educated hypotheses.

[emshort.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

Didn't headlines originally become short and punchy in order to fit in big letters on a newspaper? And if we're not reading them on newspapers any more, wouldn't it be a good idea to go back to slightly longer sentences that make sense?

Internet-caused cultural change fascinates me, but this is one area where the obvious doesn't seem to have happened yet...