My Wacky Cow Orkers.

"Watching Enya try to sing at the Oscars was like watching a fork sing! I mean, she was just this little thing with this weak voice like a fork! Except that if it were my fork singing like that I'd think, 'Wow, my fork is singing!' but with her I just don't care."

"I'll gyrate for a dollar."

"The Lakers won something?"

ThuNYTX: 10:30. ThuLATX: 7:45

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Ever wondered what I looked like in high school? I bore a disturbing resemblance to Katsuhiku Jinnai, from the Anime series El-Hazard. I also laugh like him sometimes.

Scary.