Still Killing Bill

Dec. 8th, 2025 06:11 am
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I've finally had a chance to watch the new short Kill Bill film, "The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge", which Quentin Tarantino made for the MMORPG Fortnite (you can watch it, too, embedded above). Actually, I've watched it twice now. It's pretty damned good, of course, with expertly choreographed action and cunning dialogue. Uma Thurman returns to voice the Bride while Zoe Bell did motion capture stuntwork. The new character, Yuki, is played by an actress named Miyu Ishidate Roberts. The short comes from a scene Tarantino wrote for 2003's Kill Bill: Volume One that was cut. Gogo's sister, Yuki, comes to California to avenge her sister's death at the hands of the Bride.

I've heard Tarantino say that he doesn't play video games (not that he dislikes them, simply that he doesn't play them) so I wonder how this came about. Tarantino's an auteur director who doesn't believe in compromising his work, but here he is making a short film in the kid-friendly Fortnite universe in which the blood is all replaced with glowing blue gel and the Bride's famous "Pussy Wagon" has it's name changed to an image of a cat followed by the word "Wagon". I guess he can be flexible.

The short also functions as promotion for the new cut of Kill Bill that combines what were previously two separate volumes into one film. Sadly, I can't see that in Japan. I haven't met many people in Japan who've expressed interest in Tarantino. Generally, any movie older than 20 years isn't talked about unless it's gone through a rigorous communal approval process, like Back to the Future. Once a woman asked me and another American if I liked Tarantino in the presence of a bunch of other Japanese teachers and it was clearly one of those rhetorical games designed to demonstrate to everyone in earshot what uncultured foreigners we were. This is the kind of thing Tarantino actually captures really well in the dialogue he writes for Japanese characters, like Yuki, whose oddly effusive praise for the Bride is a pretty common kind of bullshitting in Japan.

I've never played Fortnite but as a nerd in general I can appreciate how Tarantino took care to include familiar characters from the Fortnite world in the short. A lot of the students I work with actually play Fortnite. I wonder how they'll react to the short.
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Posted by Michael Larabel

Merged to the mainline Linux kernel last year was GPIB drivers in the kernel's "staging" area. GPIB is the General Purpose Interface Bus launched by HP back in 1972 for lab equipment and more. After a year of cleaning up the code in the kernel's staging area, for Linux 6.19 the GPIB drivers have been promoted out of the staging area and into the Linux kernel proper. The Linux kernel now has stable driver support for this 8 Mbyte/s parallel bus that was introduced 53 years ago...

December prompt

Dec. 7th, 2025 02:46 pm
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Hello everyone, and season's greetings! Here's this month's prompt:

Prompt # 146: Share something sweet this season
Use the phrase itself, or simply convey the meaning in some way.

How it Works:
-Prompts will come from the messages on the inside of the wrappers of chocolate Dove candies.
-Prompts will be posted at the beginning of each month.
-You may use the prompt as a direct quote, a phrase, or simply convey it somehow in your creation.
-You're free to write/draw any fandom, pairing, threesome, gen fic, etc.
-Fic of all length, art, drabbles, drawbles, poetry, etc, are all welcome.
-Combine the prompt with other challenges, etc if you can.
-Please crosspost your entry to the community. (You may of course post to your journal and simply link back when you post to the community.)
-You have until the last day of the month to submit an entry.
-If you wish, you can also post on the ao3 collection.

Posting header for LJ/DW.



Anyone can join in. Please submit your drabble/fic/art to the community by the end of the month.

Dear Platonic Ideal Creator,

Dec. 7th, 2025 03:46 pm
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First of all, relax! I'm far from being picky, and I can pretty much guarantee that I'll love whatever you decide to create for me. These are nothing but guidelines, for you to take to heart or ignore to your heart's content. Also, hey! You're writing me fic or drawing me art! That's automatically a good reason for me to love you, no matter what. So, please, keep that in mind. Trust me, you can pretty much do no wrong. ♥

More details under the cut. )

[ SECRET POST #6911 ]

Dec. 7th, 2025 03:15 pm
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⌈ Secret Post #6911 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01.


More! )


Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 42 secrets from Secret Submission Post #987.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.
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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Sometimes the Cat Distribution System works on "hard mode", delivering a whiskered visitor at the exact moment your life is least prepared for one. New apartment, strict no-pet rules, Chicago winters barreling in, and oh - surprise! A cat has chosen you. But the CDS doesn't deal in convenience. It deals in destiny. It sends the cats who need help to the humans who will actually stop, worry, linger at the door, and ask "Okay… what do I do to keep this little guy safe?" And that instinct alone already tells us the CDS got this match right.

Of course, some people are allergic to cats. Mildly allergic, moderately allergic, "eyes puff up like cartoon balloons" allergic - doesn't matter. The CDS finds them anyway. And somehow, despite sniffles and itchy eyes, these humans fall completely in love. That's exactly what happened here: a couple who can't have a cat, can't breathe around cats, and yet can't ignore the one sweet stray who recognizes their car and cries at their door when the wind gets sharp and cold. Allergies may be strong, but the pull of a cat who has chosen you? Even stronger.

And when life hands you a floofy dilemma like this, the online feline family swoops in like the warmest, coziest superhero team. Advice on building shelters, keeping outdoor cats warm, checking for microchips, feeding safely - plus encouragement, empathy, and "you're doing great" energy. It's truly heartwarming to see cat lovers helping new cat friends help a cat in need. A community of kindness, one pawprint at a time.

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Fandom: Lord of the Rings; How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Pairings/Characters: Gen; Sauron, the Mouth of Sauron, Pippin, Sam Gamgee, the Hobbit community
Rating: General Audiences
Length: (Fic) 957 words; (Comic) 30 panels
Content Notes: No Archive Warnings Apply
Creator Tags:

Erisif | Valarhalla: #i could have done something useful today #instead i wrote this #i hate myself
english-history-trip: #lotr #nonsense #well that was my day how was yours #why is sauron in a cave and then a tower #go to hell that's why #why is frodo bartholomew cubbins instead of a who #the answer won't surprise you

Creator Links:
(Fic):
Elisif: (AO3) [archiveofourown.org profile] Elisif; (Tumblr) [tumblr.com profile] valarhalla
(Fancomic): english-history-trip: (Tumblr) [tumblr.com profile] english-history-trip

Theme: Amnesty, Crack, Crossovers/Fusions, Just Plain Fun, Non-Fic Recs: Fanart, Non-Fic Recs: Fancomic, Poetry, Tumblore

Summary: Every being in Eä liked peacetime a lot…
But Sauron, who was also in Eä, did NOT.


Reccer's Notes: Elisif’s retelling of The War of the Ring in Seussian rhyming verse, firmly informed by The Lore, maps the Shire onto Whoville without introducing an anachronistic Christmas (that’s for Narnia.)

And then, in proper cumulative Tumbloric fashion, english-history-trip proceeds to remix Seussian illustrations to match. (Spoiler: Sauron does not experience redemptive cardiac enlargement; another character gets to preside over the grand climactic celebration.)

Fanwork Links:

Fic: AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26135110
Tumblr: https://valarhalla.tumblr.com/post/190955320437/every-being-in-eä-liked-peacetime-a-lot-but

Fancomic: https://english-history-trip.tumblr.com/post/636994579930939392/english-history-trip-english-history-trip-part

Culinary

Dec. 7th, 2025 06:31 pm
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This week's bread: Country Oatmeal aka Monastery Loaf from Eric Treuille and Ursula Ferrigno's Bread (2:1:1 wholemeal/strong white/pinhead oatmeal), a bit dense and rough-textured - the recipe says medium oatmeal, which has seemed hard to come by for months now (I actually physically popped into a Holland and Barrett when I was out and about the other day and boy, they are all about the Supplements these days and a lot less about the nice organic grains and pulses, sigh, no oatmeal, no cornmeal, etc etc wo wo deth of siv etc). Bread tasty though.

Friday night supper: groceries arrived sufficiently early in the pm for me to have time to make up the dough and put the filling to simmer for sardegnera with pepperoni.

Saturday breakfast rolls: adaptable soft rolls recipe, 4:1 strong white/buckwheat flour, dried blueberries, Rayner's Barley Malt Extracxt, turned out very nicely.

Today's lunch: savoury clafoutis with Exotic Mushroom Mix (shiitake + 3 sorts of oyster mushroom) and garlic, served with baby (adolescent) rainbow carrots roasted in sunflower and sesame oil, tossed with a little sugar and mirin at the end, and sweetstem cauliflower (some of which was PURPLE) roasted in pumpkin seed oil with cumin seeds.

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Posted by Luke Bouma

As families across the globe begin decking halls and untangling Christmas lights, Amazon Prime Video has dropped what might be its most generous holiday gift yet: a huge library of beloved Christmas movies and specials now streaming completely free for all Prime members — no extra fees, no add-on channels required. This year, Amazon has […]

The post Amazon Prime Video Unleashes Massive Christmas Movie Lineup for the 2025 Holiday Season appeared first on Cord Cutters News.

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Posted by Michael Larabel

One of the most exciting merges this weekend to the Linux 6.19 kernel is establishing the infrastructure for supporting PCI Express link encryption and device authentication. Multiple vendors are working on PCIe link encryption for their hardware while this initial pull begins laying the foundation of AMD SEV-TIO Trusted I/O support for the mainline kernel...

Holiday Wishes 2025!

Dec. 7th, 2025 01:21 pm
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Hi! I'm Lilliane, a 60 yo person who has chronic illnesses & is disabled, neurodivergent and newly diagnosed with brain cancer (biopsy being performed on 12/9/2025) who is not only looking for some assistance this holiday season but is also looking to help others in this community!

It is my 4th year participating and while it's been a tough year, it's been nothing compared to the last two weeks. Being diagnosed with a brain tumor (Glioblastoma), having a stroke and a seizure is no joke, boys and girls. Not even close.

Some of the things that I would love to give & receive this year are:

1) Correspondence via email or snail mail! Contact me via my Inbox here and I will give you an email address or my snail mail address, whichever is to your liking. It could be exchanging holiday cards, postcards, or even letters/emails throughout the year. I, of course, will be reaching out to those of you who wish for the same.

2) Groceries and prescriptions are more and more difficult to come by, as I think they are for a lot of folks, particularly this year and going into 2026. I would be grateful for any denomination of Walmart, Kroger, or VISA gift cards. Physical ones are fine, please ask for an address (obviously) but probably the quickest and simplest way are probably e-cards.

3) Be of service to your local animal shelter, library, memory home, art program, unhoused shelter, aging agency or city council in your community. It is so important to give back in your community if you are able to! There are so many different ways to be of service, not just monetarily. Even one hour of helping a senior at the library every week learn to use the computer, or bring a neighbor some groceries each week, read to a blind person or a child who is not yet able to read, help the local shelter get dogs out of their cages for a day outside…so many different ways to assist! You can even write letters or send cards to people in nursing homes! Get your kids or spouse involved and have fun with it!

4) I have an Amazon wish list: Lilliane's Wish List
I have all sorts of things on here, and trust me, they do NOT have to come from Amazon. If you wish to send them from somewhere else, like walmart.com or even yourself, just ask for my address. My roommate says my list is boring and made me add fun stuff. Not sure how I feel about that. :-)

5) Be kind to each other. It’s free, and I think we can ALL use a bit of kindness each and every day. However, remember to not confuse kindness and niceness, there is a distinct difference!

Thank you for taking the time to read wishes and help each other out! You are all fantastic!

The Apothecary Diaries, Vol. 14

Dec. 7th, 2025 11:32 am
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The Apothecary Diaries, Vol. 14 by Nekokurage

The tales continue. Spoilers for the earlier ones ahead.

Read more... )
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I am nearing completion (fingers crossed) on a little winter solstice horror game that uses solitaire as its mechanic.

You will not be surprised to learn that this is is pretty much a solo journalling game with prompts. However, the solitaire mechanic does impose (I hope, anyway) a kind of melancholy fatalism.

I have been calling the game Solitary for obvious reasons, but of course there are many many many many games on Itch alone already called Solitairy. Any thoughts on an alternate title?

§rf§

Molly & Mabel

Dec. 7th, 2025 11:55 am
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If I'm braindead, so be it!

I'll spend the rest of my life watching movies.

###

Last night, I watched something called The Friend, in which Naomi Watts inherits a massive Great Dane from Bill Murray after he commits suicide, and it was the saddest movie ever because even though Naomi Watts eventually comes to love the dog, at the beginning of the movie she doesn't, she's just stuck with him because nobody else will take him, so the movie made me think of the fragility and ultimate unenforceability of the compacts we form with companion animals.
This hit home for me because I don't love the two cats currently my companion animals as much as I've loved companion animals in the past.

Molly & Mabel are not cuddly cats.

They don't sit on laps. They don't like to be picked up and... packaged, enfolded with affection. They will struggle if I try to do this. They are wary & guarded with everyone but me: Gus reported he did not see them once while I was away in Ithaca over Thanksgiving, and Icky reported that while Molly kiska would sit at the head of the stairs and stare down at him, she would never come down.

Sometimes, they are even wary & guarded with me.

Mabel will still hiss at me occasionally—not because she is an aggressive cat but because she is a very frightened cat. She has a scar on her head swooping down from her ear to her left eye, and I suspect she was badly used as a kitten, poor little girl.

Clearly, they love me in their own way.

Molly always trails me downstairs whenever I cook and at night, crawls into bed alongside me and kneads on blankets there; Mabel is forever flopping down on my feet and exposing her plump belly: Pet me please!



It's so odd the way both of them adore having their bellies rubbed but can hardly bear to be touched on any other part of their anatomy! Most cats of my acquaintance have been the other way around.

They are quite the most talkative cats I have ever been around. Molly will meow to me for 15 minutes straight if I keep asking her, "What, Molly? What?"

"It's good that you have the two cats," Brian told me. "They're like your little family. You need a little family."

###

But I am disloyal. I keep thinking, It would be easier to move if I didn't have the two cats. It would be easier to travel.

And I feel bad for thinking that because I take the animal/human compact very seriously. These kiskas are so eccentric and idiosyncratic that no one would ever want them except me—and I only half want them.

They trust me.

They hardly trust anything else outside their own bodies and instincts.

But they trust me.

Betraying that trust would be like betraying the universe somehow.

But I'm tempted to sometimes.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We're not going to lie, we've fallen prey to the charms of more than one bodega cat. But, as cute as it is to have a purrsonal friend while shopping for snacks, we can't help but think how they would be so much happier in a loving, safe home. Sure, a bodega where everyone loves them and they get lots of treats is better than nothing, but it can't compare to a pawrent who takes care of their every whim and fancy. Some bodega cats do get their happy endings though, like 'Matzo'!

A florist joined a NY shop where Matzo lived, and the two quickly became inseparable. Matzo wasn't really cared for before she arrived, but she started cleaning her, giving her better food, bought her a bed, etc. Well, the shop is about to be renovated, so this florist decided to finally take Matzo home fur good! Now Matzo is living the comfy, cozy life after living in the bodega for 10 years. Now, she finally has a place to call home. 

Sure, it will be an adjustment for both of them, but we're sure that Matzo will adjust to her new life quickly, once she realizes all the perks it comes with. See more of Matzo and her story below!

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