Open for business.

The housewarming party commenced at 6:00 p.m. when I set up my cheese board.

It ended at 2 a.m. when wjukknibs went home.

In between, there were about fifteen people, in various shifts, including my family, my landlords, some friends, and cruciverbalist and spacebanana, whom I met for the first time.

The house is warmed, as am I. I want the world to walk through my house and see how wonderful it is. Come on, I'm talking to you. Buy that plane ticket; hop into that boxcar; hotwire that car; pole that raft up the Mississippi; drop the ballast from that balloon; lace up those roller blades; initiate that countdown; hop, hop, hop to it on your pogo stick. Make your way here. You're welcome.