The Nuclear Holocaust Has Already Happened.

At least, based on these crazy New York cockroaches they have. They're smaller than the ones we have in California, but, damn, don't they walk around like they own the place. You can have California cockroaches for months without knowing, because they carefully hide themselves any time there's any light at all. These suckers, they don't care if you see them, everything is fair game 24-7.

That's why I woke up today with cockroach on my wrist.

And WTF is with this snow?