Mar. 2nd, 2007

tablesaw: Sketch of an antique tablesaw (Antigua)
Yes, tonight I don't have to work, so I am able to attend [livejournal.com profile] satch's birthday party without checking my watch.

The Evite to his birthday contained a contest:
Fun fact: Many other great men were also born on March 2nd, including Reggie Bush, Ben Roethlisberger, Mikhail Gorbachev, Desi Arnaz, Jon Bon Jovi, Lou Reed, and Dr. Seuss. I will give out a special prize for the reply that best embodies anyone born on March 2.
Clearly, I had to take up the challenge.

Unfortunately, Evite has an absurdly small limit for the posting of light verse (375 characters), so my entry had to be truncated. I decided I'd post the original here, since the two lines that were easiest to cut had some of the elements that first inspired me to write the thing.
Of all of the birthday boys putting on airs,
The senescent rockers who're livin' on prayers,
The players who're cold and the singers who're viscious,
The dead Babaluers with spouses pernicious,
The popes and the poets, the thrippence composers,
The crossword-clue athletes and best-selling prosers
Of princes of Maine and electric Kool-Aiders,
The leaders in charge during Soviet nadirs:
Of all the genethliacs, one is the jefe;
The king of the Chessboard, the one we call Sheffi.
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