Apr. 15th, 2009

tablesaw: "Tablesaw Techniques" (Techniques)
I was reading a post about Amzon last night, and it struck me that Occam's Razor seems to be cutting across the issue equally well in multiple ways. I started to feel like the Internet is in the middle of an episode of House.

Scene 1: The patient, Amazon.com, is enjoying a pleasant holiday weekend when it realizes it can't feel its GLBT inventory.

Scene 2: Cuddy gets House to take the case via Twitter.

And now we're in scene 3. Everyone's in the conference room staring at the whiteboard of symptoms presenting a differential diagnosis. "It could be this." "But that doesn't explain this." "That's not relevant because of these." "These are explained by this, which is a result of the that."

Unfortunately, at this point the script stalls. We can't send half of the Internet to take Amazon's code to the MRI of Doom and then send the other half to break into Jeff Bezos's house and rifle through is cabinets. The only thing we can be sure of is House saying, "And in the meantime, get him started on PR. We don't want the patient to lose his brand before my replacement copy of Dead Poets Society ships."

So we all just stare at the whiteboard, remembering that everybody lies.

GIBT

Apr. 15th, 2009 07:46 am
tablesaw: Jennifer Connolly and David Bowie from <cite>Labyrinth</cite> (Labyrinth)
Gratuitous Icon Beta Testing.

This is a Dreamwidth-only post. Since I anticipate having a few inactive icons for a while after DW opens beta, I want to do a little testing for how inactive icons work.

That's what this is.

But it's a nice icon, isn't.

GBIT2

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:02 am
tablesaw: -- (Default)
This should have the default animated saw icon.

GIBT 3

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:03 am
tablesaw: A tablesaw in action. The blade disappears when it comes in contact with a hot dog. (Virtually Unscathed!)
This should also be the animated saw, just not as a default.

GBIT 4

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:05 am
tablesaw: "The Accurate Tablesaw" (Accurate)
This should be the accurate tablesaw.

GBIT 5

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:07 am
tablesaw: Sketch of an antique tablesaw (Antigua)
This should be the old-timey tablesaw

GBIT 6

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:08 am
tablesaw: -- (Real1)
This should be a regular tablesaw, my first icon.

GBIT 7

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:09 am
tablesaw: "Tablesaw Techniques" (Techniques)
This should show Table Saw Techniques.

GIBT 8

Apr. 15th, 2009 10:10 am
tablesaw: Tablesaw (Thin Manual)
This is the thin manual.

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