Work Sucks.

Dear Attorney:

If you indicate that you want your document copy-edited but returned without the suggested changes having been made yet, MAKE THE FLOCKING CHANGES!!!! Especially if you can't write. And if you decide you really want all of your punctuation to be wrong, don't send the document back to us again, because we will hate you forever.

Thank you.

Clerihew for you!

I have this fear that my Clerihew production will never be able to match the total number of friends on my list.

cassieclaire
Chronicles the secret diary of the debonair
Aragorn, who, since he's still not king, is quite a bit antsier
Than your standard pervy hobbit fancier.

An independent woman is starsinmybelly,
Who wouldn't shirk from entering into a melly
With an otherwise wise augur if he
Disparaged her photography.

grunk
Thunk
And scored
A sword.