Ahh.

Nothing leaves you feeling refreshed like sleeping for fifteen hours. That'll put a dent in my lingering cold.

Excerpt from last night's dreaming:

Cafeteria Lady: Have you ever wondered if the world we live in isn't real?
Tablesaw: Where are the spoons?
Cafeteria Lady: There is no spoon.

Of course, it was a dream, so she was right to be skeptical