My Body Is a Temple for Eris.

So, today, after using my bathroom and wondering what I was going to do in the remaining hour before I turned in, I saw my digital thermometer, and decided to take my temperature. You can imagine my surprise, then, when I discovered I was running a mild temperature of 99.0 degrees Fahrenheit. So I went out to buy some aspirin. I return, take the tablets with some water, and decide to take my temperature again. 96.9F. So, I settle down, write up this entry, and take my temperature again. 98.1F.

Sheesh. I'm going to bed.