Not the TV Meme.

Because things are always better with identifications.

1. And a Google search for "Sacramendi" only turned up this. (identified by mangofandango)
   
2. Come on everybody, Wang Chung tonight. Wang Chung or I'll kick your ass. (identified by yendi)
   
3. Gay? I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem! (identified by aussie_nyc)
   
4. I'll make you travel size! (identified by joenotcharles)
   
5. (identified by orenr)
   • The zombies represent the oppressed, so they should rise up and demand equal rights from the living.
     
   • Thanks for leaving a message with my father the Rabbi saying you want to spend the night with me building a gun.
6. (identified by jessnichole)
   • Thou shalt not . . . . . . . . . . hesitate.
     
   • I'll take the ceramic poodle for $3000, the bumper pool table for $4200, the pocket calculator for $7.95, and the rest on a gift certificate.
     
   • Smell the burning flesh
     Taste the tangy sulfur air
     Volcano season
7. (identified by thedan)
   • WE HAVE BECOME ONE!
     
   • I have made love to this machine! And in retrospect, I ask myself, "Why?"!
8. (identifiedby fuldu)
   • WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
     
   • Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!
9. You have a table over there with a sign that says "Laser Death-Ray Bargain Bin"! (identified by joecab)
   
10. You really can't trust the previews on this show. (identified by october31st)

These are ten of my favorite shows (though they may not be my top ten ever), and each quote is from my favortite character. One correct ID per person. You have to identify series and character.